February 23 – March 1, 2019

News

Prime Minister Scott Morrison at Parliament House last week.

News

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel and US Vice-President Mike Pence at the Munich Security Conference last weekend.

Comment

Diary

Gadfly
Making another run

Ladislaus Meissner, also known as Joe Meissner, of “Love Boat” notoriety has, after a decent interval, resurfaced. Joe has moved on from his days in the 1980s as secretary of the Enmore branch of the Labor Party and former world karate champion when his putt-putt, the Kanzen, hosted riotous onboard parties, where politicians mingled with even shadier figures. Virginia Perger, a sex worker, said she had slept with the adorable Graham Richardson on board the Kanzen only to withdraw her statement, after much thought.

Letters, Poem & Editorial

Poem

Maxine Beneba Clarke
Bridge

before despair hits before the shame

before scanning job sites and uncertainty

 

it’s shiny writing on the wall

                                    reading centrelink


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Editorial
Affairs to remember

Perhaps once the Paladin contract story could have toppled a minister. This week, it was almost overshadowed by a parade of other scandals – the 2000 Centrelink robocall deaths; the Helloworld travel scandal; the revelation both Michael Keenan and Michaelia Cash refused to give witness statements to the Australian Federal Police over the Australian Workers’ Union raid tipoffs; the apparent leaking of security advice to The Australian, which was then misrepresented.

Letters

Analysis worth the effort

As an Indonesian reader based in Jakarta who cares about domestic and international politics, I was expecting an adequately analytical and probably more balanced standpoint from the contents of The Saturday …

Lessons from Hakeem’s detention

The Hakeem al-Araibi case has exposed the absurdity inherent in the Australian state’s out of sight, out of mind offshore refugee detention policy (Jonathan Pearlman, “Refugee footballer …

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Culture

Author Kristen Roupenian.

Profile

Kristen Roupenian on short stories and viral success

Amid the spectacularly divisive response to Kristen Roupenian’s short story about a relationship gone wrong, the author’s conception of “Cat Person” as horror fiction was often overlooked. Here, she talks about reasserting her genre credentials with the release of her debut collection. “The temptation would be to turn the book into 11 stories about dating from the perspective of young women. So I was grateful that editors recognised it was a weird, dark collection of essentially horror stories. They let it be what it was.”

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Visual Art

Just Not Australian

Curated with an eye for slogans and messaging, the new Artspace exhibition Just Not Australian interrogates the mythic language of nationalism that continues to permeate the art world.

Books

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Steven Carroll
The Year of the Beast

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Sasha Marianna Salzmann
Beside Myself

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Jennifer Maiden
brookings: the noun

Life

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Food

Grilled rockmelon with turmeric, fetta and mint

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Fashion

The legacy of Karl Lagerfeld

During the ’90s there was barely a glossy magazine that didn’t feature Karl Lagerfeld draped in supermodels. His death this week offers a chance to reflect on the fashion powerhouse’s influence on design, style and feminine sophistication.

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Sport

Darren Weir and integrity in racing

Trainer Darren Weir’s fall from grace over the possession of electronic shock devices has stunned horse-racing enthusiasts both here and overseas. But could it help efforts to clean up the sport?

Puzzles

Quotes

ANIMALS

“Transfer from the Endangered Category to the Extinct Category.”

Melissa Price The environment minister announces the first extinction directly attributable to climate change, the Bramble Cay melomys. The transfer was noted in a table at the foot of a media release entitled “Stronger protection for threatened species”.

MODERATION

“It is astounding that Australians waste over $9.3 billion a year on drugs.”

Michael Phelan The chief executive of the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission expresses his shock at the findings of a recent wastewater drug survey. According to anyone who’s seen the Portaloo lines at the Melbourne Cup, the figure is far too low.

ROYALTY

“He’s very… charming. And, um, he’s quite good looking, like… he’s got very beautiful eyes.”

Jenny MorrisonThe registered nurse opens up about life, love and family now her husband, Scott, is the prime minister. Here, though, she is actually talking about Prince Harry.

PARLIAMENT

“They have to give birth in Perth!”

Mark Dreyfus The shadow attorney-general laments the lack of medical services on Christmas Island. Unlike denying someone asylum, making them go to Perth is a true human rights abuse.

VILIFICATION

“Who is this supposed to have caused people to think bad thoughts about?”

John Bolton The lawyer unsuccessfully argues a free speech defence against Blair Cottrell’s conviction for inciting hatred, contempt and ridicule of Muslims. Definitely not his client, who chose to protest against a Bendigo mosque by beheading a dummy.

COURTS

“I didn’t think it was a big deal.”

Danielle VagnerThe Kookaï co-founder pleads guilty over an incident in which she crashed into a house, causing an estimated $200,000 in damage. To be fair, someone going on an alcohol and Valium-fuelled Range Rover joyride isn’t exactly a rare occurrence in South Yarra.