February 20 – 26, 2016
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Sex work and empowerment
Writing for the first time about being a sex worker, the author says the industry has taught her feminism and empowerment.
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RELIGION
“As an archbishop for almost 20 years he has led from the front to put an end to cover-ups.”
A press release issued on behalf of George Pell says he is willing to meet victims of clergy abuse, just not travel to Australia to do so. Given the church’s legal structure, describing the institution as a “front” is uncharacteristically honest.
SCIENCE
“If we’ve evolved from monkeys, then why haven’t those ones evolved? Because, I’m saying, aliens. We started from aliens.”
The former cricketer shares his views on evolution. And this was before an anaconda bit him on the head.
FAME
“How VIP do we gotta get? We need another hit, guys.”
The former Beatle complains after being turned away from a Grammys after-party. But, frankly, after the work Paul’s had done, it’s a little hypocritical to protest about not getting recognised. And that’s before you get onto the fact he’s dyeing his hair the colour of a share-house lounge suite.
TAX
“I’m not going to be a treasurer who tries to sell the public a unicorn on this thing.”
The treasurer prepares the ground for this year’s budget. He will still consider incentives to load up debt in an investment unicorn and rent it out to an ever more desperate youth.
TEMPERANCE
“They’re going to be partying next door to your house, they’re going to be making noise, they’re going to be having sex in the garden.”
The Queensland politician warns about the effects of state lockout laws. Presumably the only thing keeping him from fornicating on his neighbour’s lawn is being in a pub until sunrise.
MARRIAGE
“We’re concerned about people being taken to human rights commissions around Australia simply for advocating marriage between a man and a woman.”
The managing director of the Australian Christian Lobby argues for an override to anti-discrimination laws before a plebiscite on same-sex marriage. Because without bigotry, his whole argument falls apart.