September 19, 2015

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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull during question time on Wednesday.

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Letters, Cartoon & Editorial

Cartoon

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Editorial
Kicking the Abbott

Letters

Abbott’s Waterloo moment a chance to change

As Hamish McDonald frequently reminds us, Tony Abbott’s military adventurism derives not from the exigencies of the anarchic international sphere but from the banality …

Our friends and enemies at the gate

It is clear from the number of articles in the September 12-18 issue of The Saturday Paper, such as Sophie Morris’s “How the refugees debate changed”, that Abbott is not a statesman …

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Books

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Salman Rushdie
Two Years Eight Months and Twenty-Eight Nights

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Fiona Wright
Small Acts of Disappearance

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Richard Glover
Flesh Wounds

Life

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Science

Feeding the world with microbacterial agriculture

The answer to the problem of feeding the growing global population may be microscopic.

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Architecture

Defensive architecture takes public space

As corporate prerogatives win the day in urban planning, access to public space shrinks alarmingly.

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Sport

Back on deck: Ashton Agar, 21, cricketer

Ashton Agar on his Ashes debut and 'the perfect moment'.

The Quiz

1. Which tennis player won this year’s US Open women’s singles title and promptly announced her retirement from the game?
2. “The Lord is my shepherd” begins which number psalm?
3. Retinol is a form of which vitamin?
4. Englishman John Smith is linked with which famous Native American?
5. In which century did the Suez Canal open? (Bonus points for naming the two seas it connects.)
6. What was the real first name of designer Coco Chanel?
7. How many letter tiles (including blanks) are in a game of Scrabble?
8. The television series Cheers was set in which United States city?
9. Which country’s prime minister this month said he would make his home available to asylum seekers?
10. Name the Liberal and ALP candidates in the September 19 Canning byelection.

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Quotes

IMMIGRATION

“Look, I think Australians are pretty sick of being lectured to. I really think Australians are sick of being lectured to by the United Nations.”

Tony AbbottThe then PM on evidence conditions in offshore detention were tantamount to torture. In the end, though, Australians were more sick of human rights abuses.

HONOURS

“I’m just really pleased that in his 90s, towards the end of a life of service and duty, we in this country are able to properly acknowledge what he’s done for us.”

Tony AbbottThe then PM defends the knighthood he gave Prince Philip. Mine approvals were not processed in time for him to deliver his gift of coal to Newcastle, and global warming interfered with the ice he had for Eskimos.

DIPLOMACY

“Look, I am going to shirtfront Mr Putin. You bet you are. You bet I am.”

Tony AbbottThe then PM on his intention to confront Vladimir Putin over the MH17 disaster. Putin has since been seen only topless.

WOMEN

“As many of us know, women are particularly focused on the household budget, and the repeal of the carbon tax means a $550 a year benefit for the average family.”

Tony AbbottThe then PM explains his services as minister for women. Because in the 1950s everyone was a climate sceptic.

RACE

“What we can’t do is endlessly subsidise lifestyle choices if those lifestyle choices are not conducive to the kind of full participation in Australian society that everyone should have.”

Tony AbbottThe then PM on costly lifestyle choices. Such as being Aboriginal.

HONESTY

“We have been a government of men and women, not a government of gods walking upon the earth.”

Tony AbbottThe suddenly former PM admits to his mortal form. His was a cabinet of men and women. Or men and woman, if we were to be pedantic.