August 15 – 21, 2020
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Bri Lee
The old guard preventing reform to consent laws
“Community standards, particularly around gendered and sexual violence, have progressed to the point that, arguably, the older a law is, the less it is likely to represent the interests of the people it is supposed to protect. Yet this perspective runs counter to a profession built on hierarchical deference to precedent.”
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Paul Bongiorno
Our hands-off prime minister
“Scott Morrison could have picked up the phone to two members of his much-vaunted national cabinet this week, to sort out what was truly a bizarre situation. But he didn’t, and his decision not to says a lot about his approach to the pandemic. Morrison’s reluctance to get involved in the six-day border standoff between New South Wales and the Australian Capital Territory betrays a style of governance that oscillates between the passive and the reactive, always with an eye to quarantining himself from culpability.”
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James Nguyen and Victoria Pham
Through their new work for BLEED 2020, artists James Nguyen and Victoria Pham reanimate the Đông Sơn drum, an ancient instrument with great cultural significance for their Vietnamese heritage. “We wanted to build a body of knowledge around this instrument in a way that just isn’t possible in academia or museums.”
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Politics
“He’s an assistant librarian ... The camera is bored by him.”
Senior Victorian Liberals say they are considering rolling leader Michael O’Brien over his tepid performance during the pandemic. The Liberals are even considering a return to Matthew Guy, whose tough stance on crime includes only taking mobsters to bad restaurants.
Moods
“If you raise an issue of relevance now you are as irrelevant as you will ever be.”
The New South Wales Health minister begins a tirade against Labor leader Jodi McKay. He later apologised, saying he was tired.
Education
“These measures will ensure students can’t take on a study load they won’t complete, leaving them without a qualification but a large debt.”
The minister for Education outlines a policy that will cut government loans from university students who fail more than half their subjects. He’s not saying education is just for rich people, except that’s exactly what he’s saying.
Pressure
“My hair – I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect.”
The United States president complains about a lack of water pressure in American showers. The Trump administration has now proposed regulatory changes – truly – that will allow showerheads to boost water pressure.
Immigration
“Exclusive footage of beach landing by migrants. Shocking invasion on the Kent Coast taken this morning.”
The former UKIP leader shares footage of a couple of asylum seekers, including babies, invading the British coast from a dinghy. The image is conclusive proof that racism is connected to an inability to count.
Dinosaurs
“These new specimens we’ve examined reveal a bizarre, monstrous predator with teeth the size of bananas.”
The vertebrate palaeobiologist describes his research that has identified three species of “terror crocodiles”. The animals weighed up to 5000 kilograms and had extremely large noses. Co-author Christopher Brochu says: “The reason for its enlarged nose is unknown. It was a strange animal.”