December 14 – 20, 2019

News

Hillsong’s Pastor Brian Houston outside the White House in Washington, DC, last weekend.

News

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Comment

Diary

Gadfly
Houston calling

What a miracle it was that Brian Houston, leader of the Hillbilly Church and spiritual adviser to Schmo Morrison, managed to get his White House ban lifted. There he was inside the cabinet room, no less, announcing he had prayed for the Pussy Grabber, presumably asking God to remedy his bone spurs.

Letters, Cartoon & Editorial

Cartoon

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Editorial
This is an emergency

We don’t know for sure if Nero played violin while Rome burnt. If it did happen, it was likely a different instrument, perhaps a kithara. But that other question – of whether a leader could be so frivolous and uncaring in the face of such catastrophe – was answered this week by Scott Morrison.

Letters

Indigenous numbers beat Lambie’s

Senator Jacqui Lambie (Mike Seccombe, “Lambie’s secret medevac bargain”, December 7-13) only got 31,383 primary votes, and her preferences made up the Tasmanian senate quota, which …

Coalition does not care

With reference to Jenifer Nicholls’ letter (“What about duty of care?”, December 7-13), I believe there are two reasons the government is shirking asylum seekers’ care. One, they …

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Culture

Lindy West.

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Writer Lindy West

Using her brilliant wit as a tool for political activism, writer Lindy West has fought for social justice issues such as fat liberation and abortion rights. The author of Shrill – now an acclaimed TV series – and The Witches Are Coming speaks about her work. “There’s something intoxicating about being defiant, especially when you start to articulate all the ways in which your life has been made smaller and more difficult by systems of power.”

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Music

Harry Styles’ Fine Line

Harry Styles’ second solo album, Fine Line, is at its best when the pop star reveals his vulnerable side, but the record needs some reining in.

Books

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Bianca Nogrady (ed.)
The Best Australian Science Writing 2019

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Nina MacLaughlin
Wake, Siren: Ovid Resung

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Elena Ferrante
Incidental Inventions

Life

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Food

Tiramisu milk punch

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Health

Thalidomide survivors

A senate inquiry into thalidomide in March called for survivors to be better supported and compensated. Months later the government still has done nothing.

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Sport

Track cycling world champion Stephanie Morton

Following Anna Meares’ retirement, Stephanie Morton has emerged as Australia’s new track sprinting star. This weekend the reigning world champion races in Brisbane, but her sights are firmly set on Tokyo 2020.

Puzzles

Quotes

RECREATION

“I will say today don’t take those pills.”

Gladys BerejiklianThe NSW premier “closes the door” on pill testing at music festivals. In truth, she’s one of the few politicians you believe when they claim to have never taken a cap.

GEN Z

“I should not be the one to be person of the year, it should be everyone in the Fridays for Future movement ...”

Greta Thunberg

The climate campaigner responds to being named Time’s Person of the Year. After the Nobel nomination, the only gong left is getting more Instagram followers than Millie Bobby Brown.

EMERGENCY

“Each bushfire season we take the advice of the states and experts about what we can do to keep Australians safe.”

Scott MorrisonThe prime minister announces $11 million to assist aerial firefighting teams. A generous sum, about a fifth of what he gave the Captain Cook memorial.

LEADERSHIP

“I have never thought about my age or gender.”

Sanna MarinThe 34-year-old comments on becoming the president of Finland, leading a coalition of five parties, each headed by a woman. You can be sure all reporting on the win will mention their age and gender.

AMERICA

“I erroneously tweeted that President Trump had posthumously pardoned Charles Manson. Glad to have been wrong.”

Marianne WilliamsonThe Democratic candidate corrects the record. She shouldn’t speak too soon though; her tweet is sure to give the president some ideas.

BRITAIN

“I’ll be with you in a second.”

Boris JohnsonThe Conservative leader evades a question from a reporter before hiding in a fridge. Michaelia Cash, take note, that’s far more effective than a whiteboard.