August 8 – 14, 2020

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Victoria’s chief health officer, Brett Sutton.

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Diary

Gadfly
Peas in a podcast

It was quite something to tune in to the first episode of Bunter and Georgina Downer’s geopolitical podcast, where they discussed the recent AUSMIN meeting, the upcoming United States presidential election and the future of war. Father and daughter get along famously as they take us on a wide sweep through the trickiest global thickets, with memos about Condoleezza Rice’s determination to play golf, China’s dominance in the rare earth market, Joe Biden’s “flaky” interviews, the Trans-Pacific Partnership, fishing quotas in British waters and Russia’s anti-satellite rocket program.

Letters, Cartoon & Editorial

Cartoon

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Editorial
Bingo at the Styx

Andrew Bolt has made a career finding vulnerable people and devising new ways of punishing them. When you consider this, his views on the elderly are not surprising, just inhumane. Bolt doesn’t want the old to die, but he believes we overstate the tragedy of their deaths. “Note: 40 per cent of aged-care home residents die within nine months. The average stay is just under three years,” he writes. “So Victoria’s bans are doing huge damage to – essentially – save aged-care residents from dying a few months earlier.” Quixotically, the column is titled “How to save Victoria from the coronavirus”.

Letters

Spending, yes, but on what?

Yes, a sovereign government always spends and thus creates money. Modern monetary theory (MMT) is a version of Keynesian policies and its popularity is welcome (Mike Seccombe, “Could Frydenberg ease …

An area worth exploring

Excellent reporting by Rick Morton (“Lost function: Long-term consequences of surviving coronavirus”, August 1-7) on the multiple effects of Covid-19. It shows an impressive command of published …

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Culture

Books

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David Mitchell
Utopia Avenue

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Rebecca Huntley
How to Talk about Climate Change

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Matthew Baker
Why Visit America

Life

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Food

Oyster omelette

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Wine

Top picks

The beverage director for Andrew McConnell’s restaurants recommends her current favourite drops.

Puzzles

Quotes

Welfare

“No. I do not accept that people have died over robo-debt.”

Kathryn CampbellThe head of the Department of Social Services denies people have killed themselves while being pursued for robo-debts. Presumably some old Tax Office data has been averaged out to say they’re still alive.

Rites

“Maybe you use Zoom or whatever it is, social media, to do Schoolies like that from home.”

Tom TateThe Gold Coast mayor suggests a new look for high school graduation celebrations in 2020. Toolies will be using Google Hangouts.

History

“It’s impossible to reconcile. What we saw at the time was a wedding venue on Pinterest. What we saw after was a place built upon devastating tragedy.”

Ryan ReynoldsThe actor apologises for marrying Blake Lively at a former slave plantation. At least the marriage wasn’t to his first wife, Scarlett Johansson, who would have insisted on doing it as a Black character.

Shipping

“Human health is not the responsibility of the ABF.”

Australian Border ForceThe agency releases a statement denying that a senior officer allowed 2700 people to disembark the Ruby Princess cruise ship. Border Force’s indifference to human health is well established.

Vision

“I want my Boyer Lectures to inject a healthy dose of optimism to Australians that our best times are still ahead of us.”

Andrew ForrestThe mining magnate announces he will give this year’s ABC Boyer Lectures. As always, the answers to the country’s problems are buried in the earth.

Celebrity

“They would rather let fear control the people and let the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.”

MadonnaThe singer claims a cure has been found for coronavirus but is being hidden from the public. If they’re keeping it in the same place they keep her acting talent, we may never see it.